HMS Penelope November

UP is a big word Think about it.

UP

Read until the end.....you’ll laugh

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This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter

word, and that word is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep],

[adj], [n] or [v]. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the

top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At

a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the

officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the

leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old

car. At other times this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP

trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be

dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing:

A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in

the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP

about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the

word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost ¼ of

the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you

might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot

of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or

more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun

comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When

it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I’ll wrap

it UP, for now........my time is UP! Oh....one more thing: What is the first

thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?

UP!

Did that one crack you UP? Don’t screw UP. Send this on to everyone

you look UP in your address book. Or not. It’s UP to you.

Now, I’ll shut UP